Unicorny  Jokes

Q: If you say something nice about corn, how does it respond?
A: Aww, shucks! 

Q: What did the corn say when he got complimented?
A: Aww, shucks! 

Q: What do you tell a vegetable after it graduates from school?
A: Corn-gratulations.

Q: Do you know why you shouldn’t tell secrets on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beanstalk. 

Q: Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
A: Because they were too corny! 

Q: What does Chuck norris do when he wants popcorn?
A: He breathes on Nebraska! 

Q: What do you call the State fair in Iowa?
A: A corn-ival. 

Q: What do you get when a Corn cob is run over by a truck?
A: “Creamed” corn. 

Q: How did the tomato court the corn?
A: He whispered sweet nothings into her ear.

Q: What do you call the best student at Corn school?
A: The “A”corn. 

Q: What do you call a mythical veggie?
A: A unicorn. 

Q: What do corn use for money?
A: Corn “Bread.” 

Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn?
A: Where is pop corn? 

Q: What has ears but cannot hear?
A: A field of corn. 

Q: What did one ear of corn say to the other ear of corn?
A: Don’t look now but I think someone is stalking us.

Q: What’s yellow and flies thru the air?
A: Supercorn.

Don’t tell secrets in a cornfield. There are too many ears!